Your voicemail greeting is out of date.
It’s time to refresh it.

Update your voicemail to receive TCHS this summer* and the chance to have your own greeting personally recorded by Ben Schwartz.

Enter Now

Must be at least 25 years old to participate.
Topo Chico Hard Seltzer fulfilled as $36 payment.

*NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Must be at least 25 years old. Promotion begins on at 11:00 AM CT each day starting May 7 – May 10, 2024 & May 13, 2024 and ends each day after the first 50 persons register.
Open only to legal residents of 50 U.S. (D.C). See Official Rules for details, requirement to update your voicemail, odds, prize details, and restrictions. Summer's worth of Topo Chico Hard Seltzer fulfilled as $36 payment.

Just choose a message below
and record it as your new voicemail greeting.

"Hello, this is <name>.

After <14> beautiful years, I’m retiring my voicemail greeting with the help of Topo Chico Hard Seltzer.

Listen, I was younger and care free then, with big dreams, awful taste in music, and no understanding of credit, but I’ve grown and it’s time for my voicemail to as well.

So, if you’re legal drinking age, join me in toasting my old message.

Thank you, old friend."

"Hello, <name> here.

For anyone under legal drinking age who’s hearing this, what you’re listening to right now is a voicemail greeting.

It’s like a text you send with your voice.

For everyone else, might I recommend a Topo Chico Hard Seltzer? After you leave a message at the beep."

"Hello, you’ve reached <name>.

I’ve officially rented out this voicemail greeting to Topo Chico Hard Seltzer in exchange for a summer’s worth of Topo Chico.

So, if you’re of legal drinking age, go grab a Strawberry Guava, then drink it, then call me back and leave another message telling me how much you loved it."